How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
In Maine, in order to save energy, there are several
lighthouses that are closed at night.
Benign: What you be after
you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to
Barium: What doctors do
when patients die.
Catscan: Searching for
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than
Fibula: A small lie.
Nitrates: Cheaper than
Rectum: Damn near killed
Tablet: A small table.
In Los Angeles, there's a hotline for people in
denial. So far no one has called.
Do movie directors have credits at the end of their
Zen Moments: Don't be irreplaceable. If
you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.
Always remember, you are
unique. Just like everyone else!
Never test the depth of the
water with both feet . . .
If you think nobody cares if
you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments.
If at first you don't
succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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